Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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