If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
third nipple confirmed
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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