Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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