Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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