Three words: puerto rican gang bang
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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