Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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