Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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