No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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