I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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