Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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