I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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