love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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