Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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