Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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