I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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