grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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