are you so shy because you have an std?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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