Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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