I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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