I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
there's paper in my vomit.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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