Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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