Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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