check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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