About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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