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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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