Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
