he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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