All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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