did you get engaged???
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
