omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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