Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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