If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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