She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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