I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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