Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
