I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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