I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
COCAINE IS GR8
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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