we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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