I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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