I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
As shirtless as possible
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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