why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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