i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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