I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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