sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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