Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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