If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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