A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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