Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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