Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I AM VODKA MAN
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Damn victory sex feels great
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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