You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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