Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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