But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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