i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
