didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
someone owes me an orgasm
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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