she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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