I'm drive I can fine osifer
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
