You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Drake has all the answers
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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