I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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