is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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